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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Mob Wives: The Bitch is Back





DISCLAIMER:  This blog was longer than I expected or anticipated.  I need to try to shorten them, but I like getting out the most important parts. 


Mean while back at Carla"s birthday party, Karen (Gravano) and Renee (Graziano) are still going at it.

Let's listen in, shall we.

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Um, no, I don't think we should listen in.  Its pretty fouled mouth and I'm trying to keep this blog at least a PG rating and not PG-17.  But in a nut shell Karen called Renee a B and Renee repeated it back and Karen repeated it back and Renee repeated it back and Karen repeated it back and then finally, Renee made a sentence...actually two sentences using the B word.  Everyone give Renee a round of applause.  Oh wait, she (Renee) dropped a few F bombs along the way.  I think that deserves a standing ovation.

Karen basically tells Renee to leave and Renee said she has never left a place and she never will (with a few explicits thrown in for good measure, of course).  Karen says she's not leaving either.  Hey, guess what chicas, I'm not leaving either.  So there.  (Three snaps in a Z formation).

Karen goes back inside and Carla asks her what's wrong and Karen tells her that Renee is mad because she's (Karen is there).  To the camera Carla is saying (with much irritation) that at her party with all her friends, "this sh*t got to go down".  Drita says that Renee is 100% a drama queen.  She's going outside to speak to  Renee.  Drita tells Renee that she didn't know she was coming (Karen) and Renee is still acting like Karen is not allowed there.

               I have to go back to last week's episode and bring something up. Drita called Carla to talk about her 
               birthday party and while talking she tells her that Karen is in town.  Through the conversation it finally  
               comes out that Drita wanted to invite Karen to Carla's birthday party but didn't feel it was her place 
               because, after all, it is Carla's party.  Carla states that her and Karen aren't close or anything but she  
               will invite her, and thus, she does.

Back outside with Renee and Drita. Drita wants to try to solve this whole issue of Renee not knowing if Karen was coming to the party.  Oh on last week's episode, Renee felt like she was set up.  Well kinda she was because Drita and Carla both feel the Renee needs to build a bridge and get over her issues with Karen.  But whatever.

Anyhoo.  Drita goes back inside to get Carla so they can squash this whole Renee/Karen thing, but Renee thinks Drita should mind her own (insert explicit here) business.  Drita's inside with Carla and Karen saying that this has to be resolved right now.  In the meantime, here comes Renee basically tell Drita and Carla they don't need to resolve this and for some reason this sets Drita off.

       Now I'm not sure if any of you caught last week's episode, but Drita said that when she fights someone she doesn't do hair pulling and scratching.  She sends them to the hospital. They are going to get hurt whoever she's fighting.  Well the look on her face and the tone in her voice made me want to leave the room - my living room and wait for everything to die down - or someone to die...whichever comes first.  But for the sake of my fans, I will stick around and watch the fireworks.  Yes, I love my fans that much, that I will take a Drita knuckle for you.

Drita tells Renee to leave (explicits are thrown like confetti) and Renee tells her that she doesn't have to leave.  But the look on Karen's face is priceless.  Karen is looking at Drita like her head is about to start spinning and pea soup is going to come out of her mouth.  Actually, I was thinking the same thing.  I was about the call a Priest (from the smart yellow pages) to do a exorcisms.  But no need, its just Drita being Drita.

Renee gets in Drita's face (literally) and Drita is telling her to move away (I think Renee should as well).  All of the ladies (if you want to call them that - I'm just kidding ladies, especially you Drita) are into it now and to keep Renee from possibly getting beat down by Drita, Carla puts her hand on Renee's throat to try to push her back. 
That's Carla's hand on Renee's neck.


  
            OK.  Side Note:  Throughout this arguing, I've noticed Karen with a smile on her face and I just noticed 
           Carla kinda laughing.  If this was a real argument and someone was about to get their ass whomped, I don't 
           think anyone would be laughing.  However, Renee and Drita aren't laughing one bit.  They aren't even 
          cracking a smile or a grin.

Renee does end up leaving the party.

Next day:

Carla and Drita are at the gym and Drita has on boxing gloves doing the 1, 2 punch on a punching bag.  She really doesn't want to be there after the night she had.  Drita hits with her right hand, but she likes to mix it up by doing the 1, 2 on people..the 1 being her right hand hits first and the 2 being her left hand finishing the person off.  She reminds Carla that's how she broke some girl's jaw.  Drita states she has a switch that comes on when she gets mad and she basically blacks out.  She states that when that switch comes on, everyone should basically back away and not challenge her.  Drita apologizes to Carla for what happened.

Renee's house:  
       Renee is telling her son AJ what took place last night at Carla's party.  She still feels like she was set up.  To the camera she calls Carla a sly fox and Drita the resolver and states she is not feeling the girls at all.  Back in her living room she's really into her story about what happened.  She standing up doing body movements and getting loud and annoying the deuce out of AJ.  In the midst of talking to her son, Carla calls her and tells her that she feels bad about what happened.  Renee is telling Carla that she feels that they lied to her.  They got her drunk and then messed with her head.  Carla tells her that they didn't get her drunk, she got herself drunk.  Carla invites Renee over to her house for some food and to talk things over.  Renee is all for this because food is involved.  Hey, I'm with you Renee.  I'll go wherever the food is.

Carla's House:
       Renee is still feeling like she was set up and she states, "I sorta kinda was" and Carla replies with, "That's how I figured you felt."   Carla tells her she didn't want to tell her that Karen was coming because she didn't want Renee coming to the party with her guard up and looking for Karen.  She wanted Renee to arrive as Renee.  Renee is cool with Carla and not holding anything against her, but she does seem to have an issue with Drita and how she acted.  Carla is reminding Renee that Drita does have a temper.  Renee feels the disrespect was there.

Renee brings up a good point that Karen made at the club and that Renee didn't have a problem when Sammy The Bull was killing people but she has a problem with him turning on people and messing up families because a lot of people got sent away because of Sammy.  I thought Karen brought up a good point when she said it the first time.  Renee feels that Karen made sense as well.  She's conflicted with resuming her friendship with Karen and being loyal to her father (Anthony Graziano).

Drita's House: (Oh brother - here we go)
       Nothing much happens here.  She's getting ready to cook dinner and ask Aleeya (9) if she wants help her homework and then ask Gizelle (3) if she wants to help her mother cook.  Drita explains (to the camera) about her situation with being 23 when she met Lee and then being 6 weeks pregnant the first time he went to prison.  Aleeya was five when he came home, but only lasted two years and was busted again.  Drita asks Aleeya if she wants to do her homework now or wait for her father to call.  Drita explains that her and Lee have a volatile relationship, but she never let that interfere with him and his daughters.

Renee's House:
       AJ is coming home with his father (Renee's ex-husband) Hector "Junior".  They separated 12 years ago, but legally got divorced 2 years ago.  Junior used to work for Renee's father (Anthony).

Renee's son is not doing good in school and she feels he should be punished by having to stay home for the next two weekends.  Junior asks, "what about a car."  I guess they want to get AJ a car.  Renee states he must get an 80 and above in every single subject if he wants his parents to buy him a car.  Junior states that he's picking the car and paying for it.  Renee wants AJ to have something safe.  Renee doesn't want AJ listening to his father because he's not the one providing a roof over AJ's head and putting food on the table for him, which she's right.  They come to an agreement that if AJ doesn't pull up his grades she's going to "rat" him out to his dad.  End of Junior and Rene.

Karen's Apartment in NY (remember, Karen actually lives in Phoenix but in NY visiting - I guess you could say):
       Her cousin Rena comes to visit.  Karen brings up Carla's party but she tells it a little different.  She basically told her cousin that she told Renee she wasn't going to leave, that she was going to stay.  Her cousin asks her what did Renee do and Karen says she left.  WOA, Nellie!!!!!!  Aren't you forgetting a few minor details on why Renee left?  It wasn't because of you, H R Puff N Stuff.  Rena brings up the fact that Karen is writing a book and Karen states it not about about the mob its about growing up as a mobster's daughter.

Carla's House:

     She gets a collect call from Joe (ex-husband) and just like Drita's husband, Joe is demanding too on what he wants to be sent to the prison.  He wants meatballs, tomatoes, mozzarella, etc., etc..  I want to know what prison they are in they can get all this stuff.  Joe says he'll call back either Thursday or Friday.  He says good bye to his son and daughter and that's the end of that.


Drita meets with her cousin Gzima, who by the way, looks like a man.  I am so serious.  YIKES!!!!!  Drita and her cousin are talking about how the mobsters don't talk about what they do or did at the dinner table like they show in movies.  Nothing interesting here.  I'm waiting for the scene where she gets a phone call from Lee and she goes off on him.  Hold on to your boot straps kids, its coming up.


Renee's House:
     AJ's report card came today.  AJ got a 46 in gym and 55 in another subject.  She asks if he told his father.  He said no because he just got the report card.  Renee states that growing up she got by just on her last name but now things have changed and AJ needs to work hard for what he wants.


I'm going to do a quick run of the rest of the show because I am about turn into a zombie.


Drita gets call from Lee who is supposed go before the parole board.  She wants to know when he will be out and he says in about 2-3 years.  Lee told her before that he would be in prison for no more than 3 years and he's already been in 2.5 years and now he may get 3 more years if he's denied parole.


Drita and Carla go to a bar for drinks.  Drita is aggravated over what Lee told her. She's basically telling Carla that no sane woman would wait for a man as long as Drita did.


Next Day:


Renee and AJ go to the gym and are supposed to meet up with Junior (AJ's father).  


       Side story: Junior was locked up when AJ was five and got out when AJ was 11 - so he missed a good      
       portion of AJ's childhood.  


Renee wants to meet up with Junior so she and he can be on agreement on AJ's punishment for his crappy report card, which is no car.  Renee asks AJ to call his father who has yet to show up, but no answer on his father's phone.  Renee calls Junior and leaves a message on his voicemail.  Renee is pissed that Junior has disappointed his son.  AJ is trying to play it off and he just told Renee that he used to feel bad when he father wouldn't show up somewhere and this has pissed Renee off even more.  She leaves a tougher message on Junior's voicemail.


Renee is on her way to see her therapist.  She's there to talk about Junior and how frustrated she is with him. The therapist asked, "Where do you come in", meaning where does Renee matter and she breaks down crying realizing she doesn't matter at all.  She states she doesn't care what happens with Junior.  She just wants her son in college and Junior far away.


Drita and Karen go to a club together. (Oh yeah, I forgot.  Lee used to date Karen [7 years to be exact] before marrying Drita - interesting eh?).  Drita begins talking to Karen about all the problems she's having with Lee.  Karen just feels she should listen and not give advice so she's not looking like the crazy ex-girlfriend.


Next Day:


Drita gets a collect call from Lee and things are calm at first and then she asks, no, yells at him when is he coming home and that's when all hell breaks loose.  The F bombs and MF's are flying and Drita is seeing red and telling Lee that's she's not going to wait for him anymore.  He basically thinks she should.  She's mad because he is not telling her exactly when he's getting out and he doesn't see it as a big deal.  As she puts it, "you're throwing years at me like that's alright."  The call ends with him telling her to go F herself and she says, "You too" and then rips the phone out the wall.


Karen, Renee, Carla and Drita




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I didn't to see next week's previews.  I will recap next week's previews later on.  I do apologize for this.

















Sunday, April 24, 2011

Mob Wives: Return to Staten Island






“I don't want to dream, I just want to live it. So baby, not lets miss a thing." Big Bang by Rock Mafia


The Players:



Father is Anthony Graziano - mobster and former consigliere (counselor - refer to the God Father movie for more on the word) to the Bonanno Family. He’s currently incarcerated to be released in 2012

Producer: “What do you know about the mob?”
Renee: “What mob?” (then smiles)
First rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club

So far she’s my favorite, even with her idiosyncrasies that are going to come out, like all of ours do at some point in our lives.

She enjoys the power she has being Anthony’s daughter and the gifts she received as a child from her father who got her things that “fell off the back of a truck”

They showed early pictures of her and she was a good looking woman at one point. I think I just like her strong nature.

She has a 16 year old boy and believes that family is everything. Ok, which family you talking about. Your family as in your son or THE FAMILY as in the mob? Just asking. I personally think she's speak of both.

“Code of ethics in the underworld in general is taking very seriously. We’re brought up on honor, respect, loyalty. You never rat, no matter what. A rat is someone who doesn’t mind their f**kin’ business and they get involved with the cops. Oh if you’re a rat you’re not in my circle. In fact I’ll make your life so miserable you won’t be able to hang out in anybody’s circle.” Renee Graziano

She loves her fur coats and her bling and she makes no apologizes for it.

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Father: Sammy "The Bull" Gravano - underboss of the Gambino crime family. He brought down John Ghotti, who was the boss of the family by becoming an informant and turning state's evidence.

She's my least favorite.

Side Note: Well I'm sure you can figure out that Graziano and Gravano don't get a long. They used to be childhood friends until Karen's father ratted out the mob. After that Renee's father told her she couldn't associate herself with Karen anymore.

She states her father was the one that brought down the mob, but I remember way back when (my days as a mobster (insert rolling eyes here) there was a guy named John Valachi who ratted out the mob. He was the first to acknowledge there was a Mafia. He also made Cosa Nostra ("Our Thing") a household name. Basically, Valachi brought the Mafia into the spotlight and gave the whole history of the mob and so forth.

Her father was her best friend and when he ratted people out everyone turned their back on her. She eventually moved to Arizona and been there ten years trying to rebuild her life. Cry me a river. They showed her house and she's doing fine for herself.

She has an 11 year old daughter named Corrina and that's her best friend.

The only reason she's going back to Staten Island is because she's writing a book and as she puts it, "I want get into that mind frame of being Sammy The Bull's daughter." Really? You have to go back to SI to get in that mind frame? Really? Good luck with that one.
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Husband: Joseph Ferragamo is incarcerated for stock fraud. Hmmm....ok (insert confused look here). How is he a mobster. Oh because you hung around a lot of street people, that makes a mobster wife? Wait, hold the phone. I'm lost here. I hung around stoners in high school, does that make me a stoner now? Shrugging shoulders and moves on.

Her and Renee have known each other since they were 16. Carla's father and uncle have gone away to prison, so her husband (or as she puts it, "her soon to be ex-husband) went away it was no big deal.

She has two eight year old twins (boy and a girl) named Joseph and Carmen. The kids don't know their father is in prison. She tells them their father is away on business. Um, well they know now he's in prison, don't they sistah?
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Husband: Lee D'Avanzo is incarcerated for robbing a bank. Second time incarcerated.

She has a daughter named Aleeya who is nine and another daughter named Gezelle who is three.

She's 100% Albanian - "legit, straight, no illegal activities". When she married Lee she was completely disowned by her family.

She gets a collect call from her husband from the pen (which she states he calls five days a week and the days he doesn't call he probably is either in the hole or got his phone privileges taken away) and this is his grocery list he wants her to get:

"Get lots of cold cuts. Get roast beef, get turkey breast, corned beef. I would like two pounds mozzarella. Get some swiss, get some olives too. Some black olives, some green olives. Get a couple of soppressata (Italian cured or dry salami). Get a box of wing dings and a box of twinkies. Get vanilla coke too."

She told Lee she has a hard time finding vanilla coke. He said it's there somewhere because guy in here have it. Well, if guys in there have it, then get it from them, fool!

When Drita was pregnant (Lee was in jail) she met Carla and Karla's parents bought Drita's first house. I don't get that one either.
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MY THOUGHTS ON THE SHOW SO FAR

First of all I love the theme song, Big Bang by Rock Mafia and then there's another song they play called Good Man by Raphael Saadiq. I also like how they pretend they are doing surveillance on the women when they are going from one scene to another.

Renee doesn't like Karen for what her father did. Drita and Carla see Karen differently because they don't hold what her father did against her. Like Drita said, she doesn't want her daughters being judged for what her husband did. I can kinda see all their points. I sometimes believe in the sins of the father are the sins of the son - the apple don't fall far from the tree. But Renee has this belief that was instilled in her by her father that you don't rat people out. I have the same belief and I stand by it- to a point. What I mean is, I would never rat anyone out unless they rat me out first, then I will sing like Valachi on you and ONLY you. I would never through anyone else under the bus.

Carla is having a birthday party (she claims she's turning 35 - she looks more like 45, but whatever) and Renee asks if she's going to invite "Karen now that's she's home." Renee doesn't understand why Carla doesn't have a problem with Karen when they all grew up in the same lifestyle. As Renee puts it, "She needs to make a decision and either play on Team Renee or Team Go Away!"

Carla thinks her birthday party is a good time to break the ice between Karen and Renee, so she's going to invite Karen herself to her party. Good luck with that one.

In a nutshell, Karen does show up to the party and Renee is none to pleased about it. She and Drita go outside and have it out. Karen gets frustrated and decides to handle things herself. She confronts Renee. Karen doesn't understand why Renee has a problem with Sammy ratting out a lot of people and destroying a lot of families but Karen brought up a good point that people have gotten killed and that destroyed families as well so what makes what Sammy did any different. Renee's argument is that he ratted people out and she just believe strongly that you don't do that.

I have to admit I did enjoy the first show and looking forward to the rest of the season. I know a lot of it is staged, edited and/or scripted but what "reality" show on VH1 isn't, right, or Bravo for that matter.

Wrong Mob Wives...see below for the correct mob wife. 




Tonight's episode (yeah, I'm writing this a week later, but oh well), shows Drita putting her hands on Renee and it setting Renee off. I can't wait!

Until next time...
"I seek you out, flay you alive, one more word and you won't survive." Eyes on Fire by Blue Fountain