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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Mob Wives: Unfinished Business but with Finished Drinks



All the women show up at a club for drinks at Juliet Supper Club. This is the first time the four of them have been together since Carla's birthday party two weeks ago. It seems this night out was Renee's idea. Renee is used to living the high life and being catered to and she expects no less at this club. Drita (my girl Drita) states she's the opposite. They order Patron for the table. Drita is throwing herself a birthday party and discusses that a bit. One of the lady's notice a guy staring at Renee. The lady at the guy's table tells them its his birthday. Renee goes to his table. To camera Karen states that wherever Renee goes shes tries to be the center of attention and Karen finds it annoying. At the other table Renee introduces herself as Anthony Graziano's daughter and guys kinda look shocked but not the way Renee was making it sound. To me they were looking like they know the name and its association but they weren't looking like they were terrified. Fuggetaboutit!

Renee ends up dancing with the birthday boy. The lady's have a good time and I hope to party with them one day especially with my girl Drita. I love me some Drita.

The next day Karen and Drita meet up for lunch and reminiscence about the night they first met. Drita asks about the book and Karen says its going good but mixed emotions are coming up because a lot of stuff she is facing, she kept inside all these years. The one thing Karen still has an issue with is Drita dating Karen's ex-boyfriend who is now Drita's incarcerated husband Lee.

Renee is at Staten Island Special Surgery to get what's called a skin rejuvenation. No that has nothing to do with Rhythm Nation or One Nation Under God. Drita and Carla believe in going to the gym to look good, Renee believes in plastic surgery and such to do so. This process requires lasers being slapped against your face. Um, no thank you! Renee says it, "My face is on firya".

Songs in the show:
Raphael Saadiq, "Heart Attack" - this is the same fool that does "Good Man"
Fitz and the Tantrums "Moneygrabber"


Carla visits Renee after her laser thing and Renee's face is all scabbed up and red. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Renee Graziano as the head Zombie. Renee just thinks her eyes are swollen. AJ won't even look at her...HA! Renee wants to have the procedure done again. Carla is looking at her like she lost her mind.

Karen is on the phone with David (her ex-boyfriend and Corrina's father). Boring, boring, boring. NEXT!

Next scene is at Carla's house and the song playing is "Winds of Change" by Fitz and the Tantrums. I should have formed a band and called it Nikki has a Tantrum. Anyhoo. Back at Carla's house. Drita visits Carla. Drita asks Carla about her boyfriend. Wait, did the needle just slide across the record. Carla has a boyfriend? Isn't she married? Why of course she is, technically. But she and Joe are headed to Divorce Court (Mon - Friday Noon - Check your local listing for channel) and Joe is cool with her having a boyfriend and she states he's (the boyfriend) good with the kids. That's what Drita needs to do, get herself a boyfriend. 

Meanwhile back at Karen "The Dull" Gravano's apartment, her cousin Rena is over to help Karen with her book. She decides to do a time line.  When Karen speaks all I hear is Charlie Brown's teacher's voice come out of her mouth.

Songs:
Fitz and the Tantrums "Don't Gotta Work it Out"
Rock Mafia "Big Bang" <--- this is my song going to work and coming home from work. HOLLA!

Drita is preparing to go out for her birthday party. They all get into a limousine and pop the cork on something that's called whip cream vodka. Stand by one while I look this one up. Hum Big Bang while I'm gone.



Here, I found it, like I knew I would.


By the time they get to the club Drita (my girl Drita) is already gone. Drita is upset because Lee isn't with her on her birthday and she states that he would (paraphrasing) go all out for her birthday and she's a bit depressed. Her party is in the Chelsea room at the Hotel Chelsea.



Drita drinks some more at the place and is now drunk off her ass. She's dancing with a group of people and then she's kinda on the floor. Her friends, Carla and Karen are seeing this and making comments but don't go to see how she is. Now this puzzles me, because if I saw a good friend of mine in the condition Drita was in, I would be over there checking on her. But that's just me.

Renee goes to the bar to get a drink and low and behold, Carla's boyfriend sits beside her and he says to her, "If I wasn't with Carla I would be with you". This does not set good with Renee and she tries to walk away. She goes to Carla and tries to warn her about her boyfriend but Carla is not hearing it.

The next morning Drita calls Carla and talks how how hungover she is and whatnot. Next.

Song in the show:
Lissie "In Sleep"

Carla and Karen meet up at the gym and Carla is helping Karen on what to do to get in shape. Karen begins talking about how she never thought that her and Drita would be hanging out and such. Its all because Drita is married to Karen's ex-boyfriend who she dated for seven years.  Karen seriously needs to get some wood, build a bridge and get over it.



Drita gets a phone call from Lee. They haven't spoken since the big fight a while back. She talks about the mob bust and asks if Lee knows anyone that got pinched and he says yes. Nothing much there.

Karen visits Renee and talks about how she needs to speak to Drita about Lee. She feels that Drita is down playing hers (Karen's) and Lee's relationship.

Drita is on the phone with Lee again. Damn, how many phone calls does this fool get in prison. She's telling Lee about Karen's book.

Lee: "What's so f***ing exciting about her life?"

Drita tells him that he may be in the book he states he doesn't want to be in any book. Late that night Karen visits Drita to talk about Lee. Karen starts the conversation out in a civilized manner then she proceeds to call Lee a scumbag among other names and this upsets Drita because the way she sees it is that Karen came into her house calling her kids father a scumbag. What Karen did is disrespectful and that's exactly what Drita said. That's why Drita is (everyone say it with me) MY GIRL! I think Drita said the F word about 20 times in one breath. Damn that girl can cuss like a fraggin stable boy.

Next time on Mob Wives:

Renee and Carla are having lunch and Renee expresses her feelings about Carla's boyfriend, yet again.

Carla tells Drita that Renee constantly rips people apart and Drita says if she does that
again its on and they both say together"poppin".

I can't tell whose house they are at, but Renee is standing up yelling across the table and her face is red as all get up. The next shot shows Carla and Renee face to face (ain't nothing by space and opportunity now), while Drita and Karen try to break them up and all of the sudden Renee calls Carla the C word and now its On and definitely poppin. They are all throwing down and its not even Friday Night Fights. More like Sunday Night Poppin and trust me the poppin is not a dance move.

Until next time:
"The paradox of asking a masked man who he is". From the movie V for Vendetta

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